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"If I
talk to myself, people think I'm crazy, but
keep a journal and you're an intellectual." - Captain Forehead
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SCORED!
A
crackhead ransacked a car, and traded
in some strange stuff to his dealer.
The dealer had no use for some of the
junk, so threw it in the trash. The
cops raided the dealer's house and
took the trash as evidence. After the
trash was evidenced, the trash was
discarded again, but not before one of
our inside informants let us know there
were some of Captain Forehead's Warning stickers
for those who can't park! (Remember
the log entry?) The dumpster diving
paid off with a bunch Warning labels. Want
one? Give me your name and address if
you want one.
Thanks
to Joe, who will remain anonymous.
(Hope you kick the crack, dude.)
Remember,
if anyone asks where your sticker came
from, you know nothing!
Thanks
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Fundraiser!
Let's get him a new something.
Let's get him back to the
compound! Let's have a fundraiser
for the Captain, and raise like
$10 bucks or something. -
Justicular
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He's...
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Captain
Forehead's Private Journal
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The Old Log
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That's right, the
Captain Forehead!
Some of you fellow
stalkers are slower than the Captain
on a cold day chasing the syrup
dripping from a maple tree, so you may
have missed the beginning. The site
has been stripped of the full story: The
Beginning
Journal
If
you want to start from the 1st
entry: Captain
Forehead: Random Events
Noted During Descent into
Nothingness
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Check back often, as who
knows what the Captain has conjured?
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Captain Forehead
Vital's (What we think we know.)
| Age: |
- Old
enough to have wisdom, yet young
enough to not always use it and just
simply kick the crust out of evil.
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| Occupation: |
- Renaissance
man.
- (Anything
for a buck. Send him a buck - he needs
cash.)
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| Address: |
- Watch
your back, he's everywhere.
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| Favorite Color: |
- Deep,
dark red. No. Green, yeah, deep dark
green. No, wait, Uh, I'm not really
sure...
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| Details (Quirks): |
- Unconfirmed
sources state that he does not own a
phone, and is not reachable by such.
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| Marital Status: |
- Unknown. (He
appears to
adopt abscond with
families to travel inconspicuously.)
- Little is known about his
personal life, or his true identity,
even by him.
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| Cape: |
- Unknown.
- We don't think so, but there
have been so few sightings, and they
are not consistent. There's that
picture, but were hoping it's not him.
(In an entry long and not so ago,
he makes reference to a cape, but it
appears it might be allegorical.)
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| Sidekick: |
- Unknown. Numerous.
- There are rumors about a guy
named Izzy, but unconfirmed. Also
Twitch. There seem to be quiet a few
who have been unwittingly used as
sidekicks. (You may have been used as
a sidekick, unknowingly, unofficially.
Think about it...)
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| Photos: |
None!
Please submit any photos you think may be
Captain Forehead to: archivist |
| Muscle Relaxant: |
For
those of you who know him, what's he mean
when he says he's smoking? |
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