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"If I talk
to myself, people think I'm crazy, but keep a journal, and you're an
intellectual." - Captain Forehead
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SCORED!
A crackhead
ransacked a car, and traded in some strange stuff to his dealer. The
dealer had no use for some of the junk, so threw it in the trash. The
cops raided the dealer's house and took the trash as evidence. After
the trash was evidenced, the trash was discarded again, but not before
one of our inside informants let us know there were some of Captain
Forehead's Warning stickers for those who can't park! (Remember
log
entry 11?) The dumpster diving paid off with a bunch Warning labels. Want one? Give me your name and
address if you want one.
Thanks to Joe, who
will remain anonymous. (Hope you kick the crack, dude.)
Remember, if anyone
asks where your sticker came from, you know nothing!
Thanks
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Penis envy?
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Fundraiser!
Let's get him a new something. Let's have a fundraiser for the Captain,
and raise, like $10 bucks or something. - Justicular
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He's
Back.
We need to keep him going.
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Captain Forehead's Private Journal
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Index of Past Entries
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That's
right,
the Captain Forehead!
Some
of
you fellow stalkers are slower than the Captain on a cold day
chasing the syrup dripping from the maple tree, so here is an index
listing of the archives: The full story - Archived
Digest
Captain Forehead sees the future - GUARANTEED!
Journal
If
you
want to start from the 1st entry: Uno
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Check
back often, as who knows what the Captain has conjured?
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Captain Forehead Vital's
(What we think we know.)
| Age: |
- Old enough to have
wisdom, yet young enough to not always use it and just simply kick the
crust out of evil.
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| Occupation: |
- Renaissance man.
- (Anything for a
buck. Send him a buck - hee needs cash.)
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| Address: |
- Watch your back,
he's everywhere.
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| Favorite
Color: |
- Deep, dark red.
No. Green, yeah, deep dark green. No, wait, Uh, I'm not really sure...
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| Details
(Quirks): |
- Uncomfirmed
sources state that he does not own a phone, and is not reachable by
such.
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| Marital
Status: |
- Unknown.
(He appears to
adopt abscond with families to travel
inconspicuously.)
- Little
is
known about his personal life, or his true identity, even by him.
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| Cape: |
- Unknown.
- We
don't think so, but there have been so few sightings, and they are not
consistent. There's that picture, but were hoping it's not him. (On a June
22, 2002 journal entry, he makes reference to a cape, but it appears it might be
allegorical.)
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| Sidekick: |
- Unknown.
Numerous.
- There
are
rumors about a guy named Izzy, but unconfirmed. Also Twitch. There
seem to be quiet a few who have been unwittingly used as sidekicks.
(You may have been used as a sidekick, unknowingly, unofficially. Think
about it...)
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| Photos: |
None! Please submit any photos you think may be
Captain Forehead to: archivist |
| Muscle
Relaxant: |
For
those of you who know him, what's he mean when he says he's smoking? |
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